Wassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing. So that’s why I has come to the gayest part of America: Alabama!
Bruno: … What’s your name? Shaud Williams: What? Bruno: What’s your name? Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams. Bruno: Great… Shyke. Shaud Williams: Shaud. Bruno: Shaud… Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams. Bruno: Shaud. So Shaddy, what position do you play? Shaud Williams: I play running back. Bruno: So what do you say to people out there who see that you are so powerful in your physic, have very powerful size and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstuck is like? Shaud Williams: I don’t know. I’ve never been put in the situation. Bruno: Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait till the season is over. Shaud Williams: What!?!? No. There’s nobody in the team like that. Bruno: So you must realize that you have many many fans out in Austria, that see you and they just would anything to spend a night with you. What do you say to those guys? Shaud Williams: I’m not gay, so… I’m not gonna spend any night with any guy, so… Bruno: Do you have a message for austrian gay community? Shaud Williams: Yeah, I’m not gay so don’t come looking for me.
Ali G: How do you spell Rooney? Andy Rooney: R-U-N-E-Y Ali G: R-U-N… Andy Rooney: You’ve done this before? Ali G: Yo, I mean I’s made… Andy Rooney: Have you ever done this before?
Ali G: Yo, for real! I’s done, I mean I come… Andy Rooney: What is your language? Your basic language. English?
Ali G: Yo, for real. Andy Rooney: Uhu so what language are you most confortable?
Ali G: Yo, english. I is from England. And how should I… like introduce it? Andy Rooney: That’s your business, not mine. Look I’m getting very close to the end of this… Yeah go ahead! Do what you have to do!
Ali G: Yo check it! I is here with non other than my main man Andy Rooney, Respect.
And today we is chatting about the media. The media is well important inn’it? Andy Rooney: It is important, if a democracy is important people have to know what’s going on in the world. That’s why the media is important.
Ali G: Does you think the media has changed since you first got in it? Andy Rooney: Does you think the media has changed??? Do you think the media has changed.
Ali G: Whatever… does… Andy Rooney: No, it’s english. English language would say: “do you think the media has changed”. Not “does you think the media has changed”. Yes I think the media has changed.
Ali G: So, what so things, does you think the media should… Andy Rooney: Do you… do you think the media
Ali G: Emh, yo, do you think… I think it’s english american thing. Andy Rooney: No no. No no that’s english. The english language is very clear. I have fifty books on english language, if you like to borrow one.
Ali G: Lets talk about some mistakes that is happened or not happened. Has journalists ever put out tomorrow’s news by mistake? Andy Rooney: How do you know what the news is if it hasn’t happened yet.
Ali G: Yo, but if there is something like well important, like a plane crush. Would you report that like a day early? Andy Rooney: How would you report a plane crush that happens tomorrow, today?
Ali G: Alright, we can’t do that. But let’s say it’s like the election wich is like a massive thing. Wouldn’t you report who won that like a few days before because is gonna be such a massive story, that everyone wanna know about it. Andy Rooney: We don’t know who won it. Do you? Until the election is over. How could you report that before it happens?
Ali G: Yo, for real. Andy Rooney: Ok, I think that’s about it. I don’t think we do this anymore. Can’t do this, can’t do this.
Ali G: Why not? Andy Rooney: no, this is not going… I can’t waste my time!
Ali G: Is it because I is black? Andy Rooney: You’re black? Uh? Who is black?
Ali G: Yo, I is. Andy Rooney: Pfhhh. No I don’t wanna do this anymore.
Ali G: Why not? Andy Rooney: I don’t have time sorry.
Ali G: You’s been rude to me from the first moment! telling me I don’t speak english Andy Rooney: Right. I’m sorry, right.
Ali G: He’s been rude. That’s quite racialist to be honest Andy Rooney: Oh racialist… racist not racialist!
Ali G: Yo, racialist. Keep the cameras rolling. This is racialist
In this video there is a kinda prototype of the Bruno character. He is called Steffan and has a different look from Bruno.
Steffan: Entschuldigung. We’re here at the coolest new phenomenon in Britain. It’s being evil. We’re here at Evil Fest. It’s going to be crazy. We’re gonna see scheisse, we’re gonna see blood, we’re gonna see schpunken! I can’t vait! Great. Steffan: I am with GunDog which is one of the new crazy punk bands…Is it? GunDog: Punk, hardcore sort of … stuff Steffan: What? There is a band in Austria called Schpunk. Where they… GunDog: What does it mean? Steffan: It means to… like to… GunDog: Wank? Steffan: Yeah. And they are crazy the people in charge. Do you do that? GunDog: No, no. I think if you are going on stage to play music, you play music. You don’t do fuck all else. Steffan: You would never have a wanking on stage? GunDog: I believe masturbation is a personal thing. GunDog: Look, if you’re going to have a wank, you have a wank in the privacy of your own home. You know what I mean? You don’t want to wank on stage because, imagine if your mom, your mother saw the gig. GunDog: You’ve got a really dyed sort of (points to Steffan’s moustache)… Are you gay? Steffan: Yeah GunDog: Ohhh No! Steffan: So what’s wrong with my? GunDog: Your moustache it’s a bender’s moustache! Steffan: What is a bender? GunDog: A bender is a gay man. Steffan: Oh great! Yeah! GunDog: You shouldn’t be saying “Oh Great” GunDog: People of Austria, buy the GunDog album Steffan: What’s it called? GunDog: It’s called “They who laugh last”. It’s on Side Kicks Records, A Swedish record label. And buy the album, you’ll like it. Steffan: Ok great. Thank you. Also Spritzer with GunDog!!! GunDog: Aaarghhh Steffan: Wow you’re crazy!
Steffan: So what’s your name? Skinhead: Paul Steffan: Great. And you’re sitting outside EvilFest? Skinhead: Yeah. Steffan: Are you evil? Skinhead: Yeah. I suppose I am. Yeah. Steffan: What’s the most evil thing you’ve done? Skinhead: I walked across the beer tent at Madness. Steffan: You’ve walked in the tent of the bear? Skinhead: Yeah that’s about it. Steffan: Full of bears? Skinhead: More or less yeah. Steffan: And what did you do to the bears? Skinhead: What do you mean what did I do to the bears? What you fucking going on about? Steffan: What do you mean? You were in a bear tent? Skinhead: No no I walked across a beer tent. Walked. Walked. Steffan: Walked, walked. Steffan: Do you do the dancing with everyone else where everyone else has their t-shirt off? Skinhead: I do, yeah I do. Steffan: And does it excite you? Skinhead: Yeah Steffan: Does it make you hard? Skinhead: Yeah Steffan: Have you ever schpunked from it? Skinhead: Pardon Steffan: Have you ever schpunked from it? Skinhead: Have I ever WHAT? Steffan: Do you think that there are any skinheads that aren’t gay? Skinhead: Yes - Because I am not gay anyway Steffan: Great well where do you live? Skinhead: Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire. Steffan: And do you have a message for Austria’s Gay Community? Skinhead: Fucking what? Steffan: Do you have a message for Austria’s Gay Community? Skinhead: Yeah. Don’t be fucking gay! Steffan: Ok great thanks Steffan: Definitely gay!
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