Ali G: yo, Diggity check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Druggs is worryin’in people lives. That’s why I’s here with non other than Will Glaspy, who be a special agent from the drug enforcement agency. Respek, safe.
So let’s go trough these. This is some morocco black inn’it?
Will Glaspy: Looks like some hash, very similar to marijuana and is used in quite the same way.
Ali G: For people out there, what is its effects?
Will Glaspy: It slows down your reaction, it slows down your ability to learn as well, your brain just really slows down. It doesn’t sto, it slows down your learning curve.
Ali G: And is there any negative effects?
Will Glaspy: That would be a negative effect.
Ali G: But how much would something like this cost?
Will Glaspy: It really depends on the quality of the weed. I mean, some weed now can go for over a thousand dollars a pound.
Ali G: You was really been ripped off, I can get that much cheaper.
Will Glaspy: Not necessairly, it depends on the quality of the weed.

Ali G: Does you think people move on from the herb to other drugs.
Will Glaspy: The problem with marijuana is that it has been has been frequently referred to as a “Gateway Drug”.
Ali G: So does you recommend this as a good first smoke?
Will Glaspy: Absolutely not.

Ali G: So, just to make clear, all this stuff so far is legal, but what about the other stuff?
Will Glaspy: All this is illegal.
Ali G: What? Ok, it ain’t legal but if it’s for personal use, let’s say you’s got like half a kilo at home or whatever. That is alr’inn’it? that’s no problem.
Will Glaspy: Not in United States. In United States that’s still illegal.

Ali G: What’s this little baby here?
Will Glaspy: Huh, those right there is MDMA, known on the street as ecstasy.
Ali G: Is there a chemical in these that actually makes you dance like a prick?
Will Glaspy: I don’t know that there’s anything that makes oyu dance like a prick, but i can tell you, I’ve seen some videos of people using that stuff and dancing and i guess that’s the way you describe it.
Ali G: If kids out there absolutely ask to take some, how many is it safe for them to take?
Will Glaspy: For somebody, to put even one of those in their body is, you know… absolutely crazy.
Ali G: Cose me mate Dave took 24 in 1 night, the next day he was really buzzing and loads of energy and everybody on the Egham to Langley Village bus said that he drove it better than ever before.
Will Glaspy: Well, again I’ve known hard stories and talked to parents who’s kids took just one tablet.

Ali G: Does you think it is ever right to give an animal an ecstasy?
Will Glaspy: Not if you like your animal.
Ali G: What about if the animal looks really sad?
Will Glaspy: In United States is illegal even to possess these. If you’re gonna provide it to an animal you probably will have so many problems as for yourself anyway.
Ali G: Is there any other things that is addictive?
Will Glaspy: A lot of different drugs are addictive.
Ali G: How come Pringles is legal, cose even they admit that, you know… once you pop you can’t stop.
Will Glaspy: I even heard a lot of people saying choccolate is addictive too but they’re not necessairly drugs that are gonna screw with your brain.

Ali G: What is appening to all these drugs off there?
Will Glaspy: After we do a seizure they’re all incinerated.
Ali G: Why don’t you give them to charity?
Will Glaspy: Because no charity could take illegal drugs like this. It would be harmful to anybody who actually got them.

Ali G: You out there, listen up, learn, keep away, stay clear, cose once you start takin this, then you’s gonna thake this, then that, mix those together…
Ali G: Big up yourself, keep up the good work and keep it real.
Will Glaspy: Thanks forever.
Ali G: safe.

Ali G: What is the different types of hash out there? We all know that it’s called da bionic, da bomb, da puff, da blow, da herb, da sensi, da chronic, da sweet mary jane, ganja, spliff, reefer, da bud, da buddha, da homegrown, da ill, da Maui-Maui, da method, pot, lethal, turbo, thai, shake, skunk, stress, wacky, weed, blaze, da boot, dime-bag, scooby-doo, bob, bogey, backyard boogie, but what is the other terms for it?
Will Glaspy: That’s, eh, that about covers it.