Ali G: Shake, shake, shake it like a Polaroid picture. Check this, I is here with non otha than ma main man Doctor Schutz, him was the chief economics advisor to some bloke called president Carter and also he was the budget director for Lindy Johnson and she was the president…
Schutz: Nope. It’s a he and it’s Lynden.
Ali G: Yo, let me just do it again… Yo check it, I is here with Doctor Schutz, him was economics advisor to president Carter and also to president Johnson, who was a man. So, economics is well important inn’it?
Schutz: yeah it is, you know when you make your money, you get rich, you’re poor, you’re unemployed, you got a job…
Ali G: Let’s talk about the notes, why does they put picture of gaylords on the bills?
Schutz: Of who?
Ali G: of buttyman, of like… you know man who… homos
Schutz: They don’t
Ali G: No on the figure, like this here
Schutz: He was a famous general, he was a president
Ali G: Him was a gaylord?
Schutz: no no.
Ali G: But come on, he’s got the same haircut of me nan
Schutz: What’s the haircut to do, he would say you look pretty weird, with your hair.
Ali G: well he better tell me that face to face

Ali G: Wouldn’t it be better, instead of having five dollar bill and ten dollar bill, having like 5.44$ bill and 16.89$ bill and 22.11$ bill and like 5.44$bill, oh no I’s done that already, or like 180 250 million bill. That way you wouldn’t have to carry any spare change inn’it?
Schutz: If you go to a store, and you got a 52.64 $ bill on your pocket right?
Ali G: well, it’s just a dream at the moment.
Schuts: just suppose you did, and it turns that, the price was not 52.64$ but 52.65$, what would you do?
Ali G: I pay with the 52.65$ bill, boh! one go! thankyou…
Schutz: would you have thousands and thousands of bills in your pockets?