Ali G: Booyakasha! Check it out, I is here with non otha than ma main man Buzz Aldrin. I know this is a sensitive question but what was it like not being the first man on the moon, was you ever jealous of Louis Armstrong?
Buzz Aldrin: Is Neil Armstrong. No, i was not jealous, he was a very very qualified person.
Ali G: So when you arrived on the moon, was the people in there very friendly or was they scared of you?
Buzz Aldrin: There is absolutly no thought of encountering any living being what so ever.
Ali G: Do you think men will ever walk on the sun?
Buzz Aldrin: No, the sun is too hot and is not a good place to go to.
Ali G: What happens if they went in winter, when the sun is cold?
Buzz Aldrin: The sun is not cold in the winter.

Ali G: What do you say to all those conspiracy theorists who come up to you and say ‘Does the Moon really exist?
Buzz Aldrin: I don’t think there’s very many people who question whether the moon exist, it exists…
AliG: Alright, you’s heard it here, it does exist, so who those people out there who is saying it don’t, you is wrong!
Buzz Aldrin: The moon does exist and… we went there.
Ali G: Yo, listen out, but how do they really know what is exists and what is the conspiracy things, ’cause i’ve seen a picture of J. Lo… with two, you know… massives dongs and apparently were true.
Buzz Aldrin: I have not seen those pictures.
Ali G: well you should check them out

Ali G: Is you upset that Michael Jackson got all the credit for inventing the moon walk but you was the first geezer to ever actually do it?
Buzz Aldrin: No, you can call things by different names, you can use the moon or Mars or Venus, and you can say that this is the ‘Venus Trot’, but that doesn’t mean it has any connection for what it would be like for a horse moving on Venus…
Ali G: Yo?
Buzz Aldrin: …a horse could trot on Venus, except it’s very very hot…
Ali G: There are whores on Venus??
Buzz Aldrin: no no no, i’m just… neither is Michael Jackson on the moon.