Bruno interviews the football player Shaud Williams)
June 25th, 2007
Wassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing. So that’s why I has come to the gayest part of America: Alabama!
Bruno: … What’s your name?
Shaud Williams: What?
Bruno: What’s your name?
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Great… Shyke.
Shaud Williams: Shaud.
Bruno: Shaud…
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Shaud. So Shaddy, what position do you play?
Shaud Williams: I play running back.
Bruno: So what do you say to people out there who see that you are so powerful in your physic, have very powerful size and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstuck is like?
Shaud Williams: I don’t know. I’ve never been put in the situation.
Bruno: Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait till the season is over.
Shaud Williams: What!?!? No. There’s nobody in the team like that.
Bruno: So you must realize that you have many many fans out in Austria, that see you and they just would anything to spend a night with you. What do you say to those guys?
Shaud Williams: I’m not gay, so… I’m not gonna spend any night with any guy, so…
Bruno: Do you have a message for austrian gay community?
Shaud Williams: Yeah, I’m not gay so don’t come looking for me.
Shaud Williams: What?
Bruno: What’s your name?
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Great… Shyke.
Shaud Williams: Shaud.
Bruno: Shaud…
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Shaud. So Shaddy, what position do you play?
Shaud Williams: I play running back.
Bruno: So what do you say to people out there who see that you are so powerful in your physic, have very powerful size and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstuck is like?
Shaud Williams: I don’t know. I’ve never been put in the situation.
Bruno: Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait till the season is over.
Shaud Williams: What!?!? No. There’s nobody in the team like that.
Bruno: So you must realize that you have many many fans out in Austria, that see you and they just would anything to spend a night with you. What do you say to those guys?
Shaud Williams: I’m not gay, so… I’m not gonna spend any night with any guy, so…
Bruno: Do you have a message for austrian gay community?
Shaud Williams: Yeah, I’m not gay so don’t come looking for me.



