Bruno: … What’s your name?
Shaud Williams: What?
Bruno: What’s your name?
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Great… Shyke.
Shaud Williams: Shaud.
Bruno: Shaud…
Shaud Williams: Shaud Williams.
Bruno: Shaud. So Shaddy, what position do you play?
Shaud Williams: I play running back.
Bruno: So what do you say to people out there who see that you are so powerful in your physic, have very powerful size and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstuck is like?
Shaud Williams: I don’t know. I’ve never been put in the situation.
Bruno: Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait till the season is over.
Shaud Williams: What!?!? No. There’s nobody in the team like that.
Bruno: So you must realize that you have many many fans out in Austria, that see you and they just would anything to spend a night with you. What do you say to those guys?
Shaud Williams: I’m not gay, so… I’m not gonna spend any night with any guy, so…
Bruno: Do you have a message for austrian gay community?
Shaud Williams: Yeah, I’m not gay so don’t come looking for me.

Steffan: Entschuldigung. We’re here at the coolest new phenomenon in Britain. It’s being evil. We’re here at Evil Fest. It’s going to be crazy. We’re gonna see scheisse, we’re gonna see blood, we’re gonna see schpunken! I can’t vait! Great.
Steffan: I am with GunDog which is one of the new crazy punk bands…Is it?
GunDog: Punk, hardcore sort of … stuff
Steffan: What? There is a band in Austria called Schpunk. Where they…
GunDog: What does it mean?
Steffan: It means to… like to…
GunDog: Wank?
Steffan: Yeah. And they are crazy the people in charge. Do you do that?
GunDog: No, no. I think if you are going on stage to play music, you play music. You don’t do fuck all else.
Steffan: You would never have a wanking on stage?
GunDog: I believe masturbation is a personal thing.
GunDog: Look, if you’re going to have a wank, you have a wank in the privacy of your own home. You know what I mean? You don’t want to wank on stage because, imagine if your mom, your mother saw the gig.
GunDog: You’ve got a really dyed sort of (points to Steffan’s moustache)… Are you gay?
Steffan: Yeah
GunDog: Ohhh No!
Steffan: So what’s wrong with my?
GunDog: Your moustache it’s a bender’s moustache!
Steffan: What is a bender?
GunDog: A bender is a gay man.
Steffan: Oh great! Yeah!
GunDog: You shouldn’t be saying “Oh Great”
GunDog: People of Austria, buy the GunDog album
Steffan: What’s it called?
GunDog: It’s called “They who laugh last”. It’s on Side Kicks Records, A Swedish record label. And buy the album, you’ll like it.
Steffan: Ok great. Thank you. Also Spritzer with GunDog!!!
GunDog: Aaarghhh
Steffan: Wow you’re crazy!

Steffan: So what’s your name?
Skinhead: Paul
Steffan: Great. And you’re sitting outside EvilFest?
Skinhead: Yeah.
Steffan: Are you evil?
Skinhead: Yeah. I suppose I am. Yeah.
Steffan: What’s the most evil thing you’ve done?
Skinhead: I walked across the beer tent at Madness.
Steffan: You’ve walked in the tent of the bear?
Skinhead: Yeah that’s about it.
Steffan: Full of bears?
Skinhead: More or less yeah.
Steffan: And what did you do to the bears?
Skinhead: What do you mean what did I do to the bears? What you fucking going on about?
Steffan: What do you mean? You were in a bear tent?
Skinhead: No no I walked across a beer tent. Walked. Walked.
Steffan: Walked, walked.
Steffan: Do you do the dancing with everyone else where everyone else has their t-shirt off?
Skinhead: I do, yeah I do.
Steffan: And does it excite you?
Skinhead: Yeah
Steffan: Does it make you hard?
Skinhead: Yeah
Steffan: Have you ever schpunked from it?
Skinhead: Pardon
Steffan: Have you ever schpunked from it?
Skinhead: Have I ever WHAT?
Steffan: Do you think that there are any skinheads that aren’t gay?
Skinhead: Yes - Because I am not gay anyway
Steffan: Great well where do you live?
Skinhead: Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire.
Steffan: And do you have a message for Austria’s Gay Community?
Skinhead: Fucking what?
Steffan: Do you have a message for Austria’s Gay Community?
Skinhead: Yeah. Don’t be fucking gay!
Steffan: Ok great thanks
Steffan: Definitely gay!